Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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