A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It's not a walk of shame if you run
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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