How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I forget how to act sober
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