I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Randomize
