Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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