They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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