two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Boobs are out for the taking
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
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