why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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