arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
we made out on top of his cat.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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