I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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