nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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