...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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