you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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