marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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