I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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