so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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