Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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