Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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