the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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