windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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