i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Just invented taco cereal.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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