so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
