Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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