Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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