The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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