I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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