Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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