mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
My nipple is on Facebook.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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