Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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