I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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