Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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