We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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