He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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