I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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