everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
