question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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