Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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