You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
barbara walters just said penis...
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize