okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
