I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Operation Purity has been aborted
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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