How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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