Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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