school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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