Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
