i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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