went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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