She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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