I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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