oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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