I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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