i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
My ass is underappreciated
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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