Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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