If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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