So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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