I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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