I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
we made out on top of his cat.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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